Conversation with Han....

This morning as I was getting ready in my bathroom Han rushed in with an update on the boys.

Han: "Mom, the boys are playing and Josh is poopie. Everybody poops, right Mom? Except Jesus. (paused to think) ............ Mom, does Jesus poop?"

Me: "Well when he lived on the earth he pooped. But I don't know if he poops in heaven."

Han: "Will we poop when we get to heaven?"

Me: "I don't know."

Han: "How come you don't know?"

Me: "Well the Bible doesn't tell us if we'll poop in heaven or not."

Han: "Well is there gold in heaven?"

Me: "Yes! There is gold. In heaven the streets are made out of gold."

Han: "How do you know that?"

Me: "That's what the Bible says."

Han: "Mom, if I go to heaven I might not want to come back. I can't wait to go to heaven."

Me: "When you go to heaven you will stay there forever."

Han: "And I'll see Jesus. I can't wait to see Jesus!! I miss him already."