You might be married to a redneck if...

The babysitter takes your daughter across the street to a private school playground. On the way, they stop to look at some turkeys in a fenced area that someone in the school is raising. When you ask your three-year-old about it the next morning, she says, "Mom we saw some tuhkeys!!" And, in a "you're not going to believe what I'm going to tell you next" tone of voice, she says, "And nobody shoot them!!!!! There were lots of cars there, but NOBODY shoot them!!!!!" Sorry, no picture available, but you can bet that in a few years, Russ will have the twins out in camouflage trying to shoot one!