Innocense is Birthed, Modesty is Learned

Since our kids are only 3, we're not usually too concerned when, at home, they rip off their shirt or pants or whatever piece of clothing is hindering the particular project they happen to be working on. We figure that modesty will come sooner or later, and from what happened last night, it's apparently still a long way off... I was drying the kids after their bath when the doorbell rang. Before anyone could stop her, Han bolted to the door without a stitch of clothing on, flung it wide open and declared to the man standing on the porch, "I just went poo poo!!!"