Breakfast of champions

Here's what Josh had for breakfast this morning...
He started with his usual, chicken nuggets with ketchup, choosing SunnyD for his drink.
After finishing those off he went to the fridge to show me his choice for a second course: fresh blueberries, which he dipped in his remaining ketchup.
After blueberries he wanted grapes.
Then when he saw me peeling a hard boiled egg, he requested one of those too. He also insisted on some Ranch dressing to dip his egg into.
He ate all this while slowly removing his clothing... first his pj top b/c it got something on it, and then his diaper b/c he tee teed a little in it. So, for the latter part of the meal he was standing in his chair eating his food completely naked. He also threw in some burps which are so impressive it's hard for me not to laugh.

Somehow I don't think the Chinese officials had this in mind when they approved us to be his parents. Oh well! He's ours forever now!!!!!